You walk into a large facility known to many as - The Big place
A beady eyed man grabs you by your handcuffed arms (because they don't do hands) and leads you to your starting cell.
It was here and then the other ugly guard that had followed you in with the escort patted you on the shoulder,
"Ho Ho little man! What U in fer?"
You stare back and give him your *-Serious frown-*
The large man chuckles a little and pats you again, pulling out a strange digital pad.
He scrolls for a bit like he's looking for something and then shoves the pad into your face pointing to the screen.
The other man undoes your cuffs still keeping a strong grip on you.
"Alright skimpy, here's how it works. You write here what you did to get to the slammer, and then some random citizen chooses the appropriate cell mate for you."
"Like, for instance. If you put down, In for theft of illegal weaponry, the next guy will choose any person to be your cell mate. Assuming Glenn Beck is in jail, the guy could choose him for all you know."
You stare at the pad, a little hesitant at first but then finally you pick up the digi pen.
The pad lists the instructions the guard told you.
1. Write down what you are in for.
2. Wait for random person to give you a cell mate of his choice.
Examples. Bob writes, "In for murder"
Next person chooses Rebecca Black to be your cell mate.
So anyway, I'm in for poisoning 10 million people. Choose me a cell mate.
