//THINK OF SOMTHING BEFORE ENTERING\\

[Darkness ZXW]

what about the adam savage goatse?

Well my husband would never!

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

im married to mondays

why would you do this to me

[CharlesSpeaking]

a cat

[BlackMod]

pusillanimous individual lolz

[Darkness ZXW]

i'm married to a pink carnation and a pickup truck

[Chrono]

pusillanimous individual lolz

[Tømpson]

Married to green

[Spectrum2]

I hope my richard treats me right.

[Wheatley]

the below 3 posters
polygamy wooooo

[.:FancyPants:.]

i was thinking about how you managed to spell something wrong

now, what was that you said about my "married to it"?

i'm also questioning how this became my husbend, whatever that is.

[Harm94]

The only thing I could think of was of myself walking in here and saying "I kill you all."

Now I am married to myself. I want a divorce.

[beachbum111111]

A stuffwagon?

[Squideey]

I'm married to pikachu.

Huh.

[Gojira]

Major Janice Rehl
lole actual female #yolo #swag
kill me i just used two hashtags
please

i'm married to a pink carnation and a pickup truck

BUT I KNEW I WAS OUTTA LUCK
THE DAY
THE MUUUSIC DIED
AND WE WERE SINGING
BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY
AND THEM GOOD OL BOYS WERE DRINKIN WHISKEY AND RYE
SINGIN THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE

[Lalam24]

..The hip joints on an action figure?

What the forget.