NCO: official thread - We will conform you and you will be complacent

[Wynd_Fox]

How exactly is this not a dystopia? Jizzing in my soda is a natural right of all humans.

[Ad Bot]

[Black and White]

We do not deny you any rights but there are some rights that do not exist

this I all nearly compulsively obligatory

everything will be explained in due time unless it is undone

[Kumquat]

May I be a member of the ministry of love?

[BanishedLetters]

wh-
how does this even work

[Black and White]

May I be a member of the ministry of love?

submit your currant class and occupation

[Chrono]

what does this even do?

[Black and White]

what does this even do?

provide safety from the laws against soda during the month of October

[Gojira]

Whatever the Ministry of Love conceives fit before rehabilitation and reintroduction to society

Gotta go to the Ministry of Truth and erase them from history though.

[Tomcat]

Gotta go to the Ministry of Truth and erase them from history though.

What's the Ministry of Truth, or Love? All I know is that we've always been at war with Roblox.

[Gojira]

What's the Ministry of Truth, or Love? All I know is that we've always been at war with Roblox.

No, now we're at war with Minecraft.
Those signs you're holding are incorrect.

[Tomcat]

No, now we're at war with Minecraft.
Those signs you're holding are incorrect.

What? I thought we're always at war with Minecraft?

[Wynd_Fox]

We have never been at war with Minecraft or Roblox. There is no such thing as Minecraft or Roblox.

[Tomcat]

We have never been at war with Minecraft or Roblox. There is no such thing as Minecraft or Roblox.

You don't get it.

[Wynd_Fox]

What, I can't Orwellian Retcon?
Black and White is watching.
I love Black and White.

[Gojira]

What, I can't Orwellian Retcon?
Black and White is watching.
I love Black and White.

Yes.
Black and White loves you.