Author Topic: Oh stuff.  (Read 1454 times)

So, I need to wake up at 6 in the morning for school, but I forgot to turn on the alarm clock. I woke up at 11, my parents are on a trip, and my big bro is at work, so there is no one to take me to school because I also missed the school bus by 4 hours. When my mom comes back to London she is gonna be mad

What to do?

uhH don't tell her

Btw losers I dont have school this week okay <3

Run
Run to school as fast as you can.


Hide in your closet and wait till she gets home. When you "get home from school" open the front door and slam it
or you know. run away from home

They call her.
Oh,
your screwed

RIP - Communist


Btw losers I dont have school for 2 weeks <3


It is 8 miles to walk, 2 hours and 20 minutes.
Nope.
Crawl

Run
Run to school as fast as you can.
It is 8 miles to walk, 2 hours and 20 minutes.




Nope.

Hmmm

That sucks.
I've only gone to school half the days this year.

Hide in your closet and wait till she gets home. When you "get home from school" open the front door and slam it
or you know. run away from home
She is coming back in like 3 days, not today. Plus, they are gonna call me up to the administrators office tommorow to ask why I wasn't home.

Hopefully my awesome bro will write up a fake excuse I was sick or something.

She is coming back in like 3 days, not today. Plus, they are gonna call me up to the administrators office tommorow to ask why I wasn't home.
But you are home

It is 8 miles to walk, 2 hours and 20 minutes.




Nope.
Got a bike?
Its a 20 minute ride if you get into gear

"I forgot to set my alarm and slept in and missed school accidentally"
If your parents actually completely trip balls over that then they are broken parents. Sure they won't be happy but you're overreacting lol.\

Just don't go to school if you can't get there.
I'm sure someone will understand. They only punish us at my school if we do it twice. Your parents might excuse you.

You'll have to kill yourself.