Oh stuff.

[Tonkka]

If i missed school because i couldn't go there i wouldn't get into any trouble, expect maybe into an "interview" about why couldn't i get there.

[Ad Bot]

[Black and White]

Lock all the doors throw the keys out the windows

Break the doorknobs off throw them in the toilet

throw glass bottles at the windows so you can't get near them without getting cut

then drink

then say you did it all in your sleep and call the copers


this will work guaranteed

or you could just say you couldn't get out if your room and then rockman raped you

[John Freeman]

Lock a the doors throw the keys out the windows

Break the doorknobs off throw them in the toilet

board up windows and block them with sentries and dispencers

then drink

then say you did it all in your sleep and call the copers


this will work guaranteed

[Alyx Vance]

You must be a slow rider :/
I can do it in 20 minutes not trying.
15 if I wanted to book it there.

Not counting the time to get back

[Communist²]

expect maybe into an "interview" about why couldn't i get there.

But our guy at the attendance is like a loving Riddler, he looks over you, stares at you with un-earthly hate and yells at you "That is an unexcused abscence!!!"

[BubbaGum]

Why dont you say you had a fever?

[Alyx Vance]

Why dont you say you had a fever?

Actually this is a good plan.

Say you woke up sick with diarrhea and puking.

[Communist²]

You must be a slow rider :/
I can do it in 20 minutes not trying.
15 if I wanted to book it there.

Not counting the time to get back

Our area is extremely hilly.

[BubbaGum]

Actually this is a good plan.

Say you woke up sick with diarrhea and puking.

If they dont believe you proceed to vomit all over them and the office

[Communist²]

Why dont you say you had a fever?

They need your parent's proof. If you are absent for more than 2 days from being sick, they also need a doctor's note.

[BubbaGum]

They need your parent's proof. If you are absent for more than 2 days from being sick, they also need a doctor's note.

So..?
Tell them your parents are on a trip, and thats true so they can't do anything about that.

[Tokthree]

"I forgot to set my alarm and slept in and missed school accidentally"
If your parents actually completely trip balls over that then they are broken parents. Sure they won't be happy but you're overreacting lol.

[Communist²]

So..?
Tell them your parents are on a trip, and thats true so they can't do anything about that.

They need a call from your parents then.

[Alyx Vance]

Our area is extremely hilly.

You think mine isn't?
Its huge hill after huge hill.

Getting to town is hell on a mans legs and me and my cousin did it.
Then we rode from town to another town.
We covered 24 miles in about an hour, thats counting stopping to drink.

[BubbaGum]

They need a call from your parents then.

Tell them
your parents
are
on
a
trip.
Jesus