Oh stuff.

[Communist²]

You think mine isn't?
Its huge hill after huge hill.

Getting to town is hell on a mans legs and me and my cousin did it.
Then we rode from town to another town.
We covered 24 miles in about an hour, thats counting stopping to drink.

Idk, I never tried it, I just looked up on google maps.

[Ad Bot]

[Ben Grapevine]

OP must be fat if it takes him 40 minutes to bike 8 miles

[Racerboy]

OP must be fat if it takes him 40 minutes to bike 8 miles

[Communist²]

OP must be fat if it takes him 40 minutes to bike 8 miles

Idk, I never tried it, I just looked up on google maps.

[Alyx Vance]

Idk, I never tried it, I just looked up on google maps.

Google maps suck. I wanted directions to town and all of the road names were straight up wrong.
"Turn on Rex road"
Actual road name was a letter and a few numbers -_-
Not like 34E or anything like that, it'd be like C5462

[BubbaGum]

I just gave you a loving flawless idea
What the forget are you doing

[Mega-Bear]

Call your mom and apologize.

[Megaguy2]

Cry alot

[Racerboy]

Call your mom and apologize.

don't forget to cry

she'll-

Cry alot

forget you

[Jacob 123456789]

talk to the pinworms coming out of your ass and ask them for suggestions

[Communist²]

Tell them
your parents
are
on
a
trip.
Jesus

They called us last time when we were in alaska, in the middle of nowhere, saying we missed the first day of school and why.  I was on vacation, missed 2 days, and apparently that was an "unexcused" absence. I think he was just jealous though that I was on a cruise though.

So they know my mom's phone number, and will contact her today, while I am at home.

[BubbaGum]

They called us last time when we were in alaska, in the middle of nowhere, saying we missed the first day of school and why.  I was on vacation, missed 2 days, and apparently that was an "unexcused" absence. I think he was just jealous though that I was on a cruise though.

So they know my mom's phone number, and will contact her today, while I am at home.

...
Okay
Are you not understanding something

Say you felt really sick
Theyll call your mom
Mom asks why they called
Say you felt really sick.
She explains to the school that you were sick.
Okay?

[ravencroft]

talk to the pinworms coming out of your ass and ask them for suggestions

Holy stuff that is fantastic.

[Black and White]

Lock all the doors throw the keys out the windows

Break the doorknobs off throw them in the toilet

throw glass bottles at the windows so you can't get near them without getting cut

then drink

then say you did it all in your sleep and call the copers


this will work guaranteed

or you could just say you couldn't get out if your room and then rockman raped you

the later is probably your best choice

[Blooker]

That thar be an ambiguous title