Describe Jesus's Computer

[PurpleMetro]

/title

[Ad Bot]

[Communist²]

jesus is faek
lolololol

[BubbaGum]

The Earth is his computers and we're all characters in the game.

[steve5451]

idk probably needs a new graphics card because these graphics suck

[Kumquat]

Sims to the loving extreme.

[tkepahama]

Jesus'* C:

The Earth is his computers and we're all characters in the game.

Yay we're being controlled by a guy who has been stuck to a cross!

NO WONDER OUR CRIME RATES ARE HIGH.

just kidding

[Darkness ZXW]

Jesus'* C:

NO

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST RULE IN ALMOST ALL JUNIOR HIGH ENGLISH TEXTBOOKS

EITHER "The Computer of Jesus" OR "Jesus's Computer" IS CORRECT

[PurpleMetro]

NO

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST RULE IN ALMOST ALL JUNIOR HIGH ENGLISH TEXTBOOKS

EITHER "The Computer of Jesus" OR "Jesus's Computer" IS CORRECT

no he's actually right. i made a stupid typo

[tkepahama]

NO

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST RULE IN ALMOST ALL JUNIOR HIGH ENGLISH TEXTBOOKS

EITHER "The Computer of Jesus" OR "Jesus's Computer" IS CORRECT

pfff
high school is dumb :U

[dkamm65]

Imaginary.

[Darkness ZXW]

pfff
high school is dumb :U

junior high = middle school

[tkepahama]

junior high = middle school

It was sarcasm.

[Darkness ZXW]

Okay, so "Jesus'" is correct although only in the religious sense. If someone other than Jesus of Nazareth is named Jesus, it's "Jesus's", which is a narrow escape because he never stated whether it was a different Jesus! So ha!

[Kobewarrior]

No need for a hard drive.

[PurpleMetro]

this topic is derailing. i'm about to lock