Author Topic: What to get from New York City?  (Read 2307 times)

I don't smell people that often

what kinda smell can you buy in NYC anyway

don't worry I'm a murderer


there's nothing in new york


New York has pretty much everything you can get anywhere

but ask for a snow globe of the statue of liberty

those things are nice


Norwegian prostitutes.
They won't submit to someone from Sweden.

Get a "Make me a sandvich" T-Shirt from there.
I have one.  :cookieMonster:

A love in the city tee shirt.

A little keychain thing that says "I <3 NYC"
Sami2ss
A bottle of hydrogen peroxide
Black market grab-bag
Cue balls

a baseball cap with a fully-functioning howitzer cannon mounted to it

A stuffload of apples from a nearby bodega.
Or maybe a poor excuse of a pizza.

A shirt that says "I love America"

It doesn't smell that bad, lol. You should ask him to take back a t-shirt, snow globe, or something touristy.