You Want, You Lose v0

[sonic dude]

No.


Two Bodyguards of the person in my sig.

nope

A tank that is actually a jet

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

What would I do with it? Attack a military base? Je ne le veux pas.

A handlebar moustache.

[LegendZ]

Nah.

A mirror which makes you look as the best you can imagine yourself.

[fawkes..]

didnt lose, i look amazing anyway, who needs a mirror? pffft.

Your very own secret base on the moon!

[Slammer1337]

Nope.

A military jeep with hydraulics and a mounted machine gun.

[Clone v.117]

Something tells me I wouldn't be allowed to drive that around, ya'know laws and stuff. But sure.

The ability to grow 20 meters every time you eat a bee.

[fawkes..]

Would i be able to shrink again? what if i couldnt and i ate too many bees and ended up outside of the atmosphere?!
i dont want that, nope


A pet elephant :D

[LegendZ]

Deathly afraid of them. Nothnx.

The ability to ride the wind. Literally.

[Big Brother]

Lost


The ability to lift 100kg with your left hand

btw yay somebody bumped this

[Someone from Across]

No.

Infinite amounts of chocolate.

[LegendZ]

As much as I love chocolate, my teeth chatters when exposed to too much sweets. Nope.

Swap your current internet for the fastest in the world. The fastest one is currently owned by an old woman.

[CJwarrior]

As much as I love chocolate, my teeth chatters when exposed to too much sweets. Nope.

Swap your current internet for the fastest in the world. The fastest one is currently owned by an old woman.

forget yes, give me the internet.


A sniper team which watches over you and are apparently your friends.

[WyWy5000]

No, I wouldn't want people stalking me.

For me to come over to your house bake you cookies, and watch a movie.

[Clone v.117]

If you are good at baking movies I would consider it.

Hayley Williams girly parts.

[ShadowYoshi294]

No.

For your worst enemy to die.