Who on the forum do you wish you were related to(not for incestual reasons)

[Lalam24]

sounds painfull.

not when you're as gorgeous as fred

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[fred da kiko]

how exactly does this work each and ever muscle around your face?

you must have more secrets!

i work out half of my face muscles with face pushups, the other half gets its toned appearance by eating out bikini models. my workout routine consists of pleasing about 50 bikini models, 400 facepushups, 50 more models, then i stop for breakfast. you might be asking "fred, how do you find the time to play videogames?" the answer is simple, i have the ability to be at two places at once. while i am eating out models and doing face pushups, i am also enjoying videogames on a computer run solely off the sun light that reflects off of my pearly white teeth.

sounds painfull.

beauty is pain, luckily my body can not receive physical harm, as i am made of adimantium.

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Idk I really don't like any of you enough.

[Wynd_Fox]

I want to be related to Fred, now. Just because I'd get to see 100 bikini models a day.

[Electrk]

I want Wynd Fox to be my girlfriend

[Lalam24]

i work out half of my face muscles with face pushups, the other half gets its toned appearance by eating out bikini models. my workout routine consists of pleasing about 50 bikini models, 400 facepushups, 50 more models, then i stop for breakfast. you might be asking "fred, how do you find the time to play videogames?" the answer is simple, i have the ability to be at two places at once. while i am eating out models and doing face pushups, i am also enjoying videogames on a computer run solely off the sun light that reflects off of my pearly white teeth. beauty is pain, luckily my body can not receive physical harm, as i am made of adimantium.

okay so when can you be my personal trainer

[fred da kiko]

okay so when can you be my personal trainer

you can buy my exclusive face trainer DVD for only $14.95 plus shipping and handling.

[Wynd_Fox]

I want Wynd_Fox to be my girlfriend

One issue.










You put an underscore in my name. Otherwise, totally bby.

[Headcrab Zombie]

Work out those mouth muscles by sucking this "training rod" !

I want to be related to Fred, now. Just because I'd get to see 100 bikini models a day.

But bikini models are usually women, you don't like those!

[Wynd_Fox]

Yeah, I thought they were always females... I guess "see" was the wrong verb. "Be near" might be better. Mostly because it would be helpful for reasons I'd rather not explain.

[fred da kiko]

Yeah, I thought they were always females... I guess "see" was the wrong verb. "Be near" might be better. Mostly because it would be helpful for reasons I'd rather not explain.

men are attracted to bikini models and distracted men are easy to shoot with a tranquilizer gun. It's a good thing my blood is pure molten gold, or else i would never be able to withstand all the tranquilizer darts.

[Frontrox]

Wynd fox so I can molest him

[fred da kiko]

Wynd fox so I can molest him

[Dexxtter]

Everyone. So I could have the weirdest family ever.

[Headcrab Zombie]

I'd rather not explain.