That's because you don't have any.
And by pleasure, I assume you're imagining me jacking off to a horribly written amalgamation of stuff that you write.
'Meh' is a negative phrase, in this sense, because it carries an air of haughty arrogance. I never said he was insulting the OP's work, only that he was a richard for giving a negative statement.
Besides--
Now, if you turn your attention back to my innocent first post,
Where would there be a place for sarcastic bolding?
Now, I bid your ass a fond farewell as I am off on a long road trip and won't be around to receive your carping arrogance.
First of all, the bolded statement contradicts your little spiel and therefore you are a handicap + an idiot. Second of all, since you asked for it:
72 points per inch
12 points per pica
6 picas per inch
Roman
ItalicBoldCondensed
Strong
HEAVYE x t e n d e d
Font = A typeface that only contains abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
typeface = abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 1234567890 <> ., ? : " ; ][ {} and etc.
CRAP principle:
cONTRAST
rEPETITION
aLIGNMENT
pROXIMITY
There are three major positions of text:
1. Align left, ragged right
2. Align right, ragged left
3. Justified, even rags
Leading: the space between lines
Kerning: the space between individual letters
Tracking: the generalized space between letters and words (you can use this to cheat on essays)
When using Microsoft Word or similar programs, don't always press the "I" button or "B" button to get italic or bold because it just distorts the roman version. If you can, actually change the type (e.g. Arial -> Arial Bold)
Types of typefaces:
- Serif
-- Old Style
--- Dutch/ English old style
--- Aldine/ French old style
--- Venetian old style
-- Transitional
-- Modern (my personal favorite)
-Sans-serif (the popular
Impact, yes the one that Rykuta always uses, is a sans-serif)
-- Humanist
-- Geometric
-Display/ Decorative
Dingbat: characters that are not type that are made to represent common things, or are used in code (e.g. an airplane dingbat would represent anything from flight to business)
Kinetic Typography: using type as a moving animation for dramatic effect. I've created a few of these in my day and they are pretty awesome.
Helvetica is the internationally recognized presentation font, although I prefer Myriad Apple.
- = en dash
— = em dash
(used for different purposes)
That's off the top of my head