Author Topic: My urethra is bleeding  (Read 5750 times)




i just pissed a little plastic bead out and blood is cuming out the end of my richard and it hurts to piss more


Duct tape should fix everything.



10/8 #neverforget
what are we not forgetting again? I forgot

Ok I stuck a pen in it to stup the bleeding but I feel very unwell

how did a plastic bead get in your richard?
Ask me sometime when I'm not about to die!


Ok I stuck a pen in it to stup the bleeding but I feel very unwell

HOW loving DRUNK ARE YOU

He was an hero to us all.

HOW loving DRUNK ARE YOU

not much you? OH but I also had a some sleeping pills I don't remember exactly though

but don't worry I do it all the time sorta

not much you? OH but I also had a some sleeping pills I don't remember exactly though

but don't worry I do it all the time sorta

call 911 and pray you haven't forgeted yourself over entirely

Kidney stones?
I don't loving know. That's not normal!

not much you? OH but I also had a some sleeping pills I don't remember exactly though

but don't worry I do it all the time sorta
Ok listen. The only way to fix this is to remove your snake for your body, perform emergency surgery on yourself and reattach it.

1)Use a sharp knife or scalpel and remove the snake from very base of the shaft.

2)Freeze snake for later use

3)Take the plastic bead and shove it back into the hole that was where you snake was

4)Reattach snake using duct tape or super glue

Good luck!