My urethra is bleeding

[Mardalf]

Don't put pens down it, do as I do and use Q-tips.

That's so weirdo almost did that instead an then I thought no it would stick

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[Mardalf]

Ok then in all seriousness get the forget off the forums and visit the hospital, talk to your parents atleast. call loving 911 for christs sake

itl probably heal

[Clone v.117]

I knew this would happen to you one day.

[Mardalf]

how did you know I did this?

[Clone v.117]

how did you know I did this?

You mentioned your fondness for urethral play once before, at least I recall it being you.

[Mr Man]

how did you know I did this?

Well, for one, you made a thread about it.

[Cargøn]

Get a doctor and then get a  psychiatrist.
In that order.

[Mardalf]

Well, for one, you made a thread about it.

when?

Get a doctor and then get a  psychiatrist.
In that order.

I'd like a phychiatrist a nice one

[BanishedLetters]

when?

gee i dunno

[Mardalf]

seriously I do t remember ever making a thread about urethral play

[MaroonCacti]

Kidney stone

[BanishedLetters]

seriously I do t remember ever making a thread about urethral play

uhhh, maybe you should reread the past posts. because that's not what we were talking about

[Mr Man]

Well, sadly, there was never a urethral play thread, I meant this one.

[ArmyUnit]

Stop the leakage by filling it with glue

[Freeze]

Go to the hospital... you REALLY don't want an infected snake.