I just got the most peculiar text.

[LordoftheUnclean]

I was just browsing the forums, as usual, and my phone beeped. Surely enough, it was a text, but from some random number I've never seen before. It said, "Hey deb hair do emerdency!!! Bonnie is in wedding this fri.. and hair stylist canceled... do u think amy would be up to doing it???help"

How am I supposed to respond to this?

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[BanishedLetters]

Tell them you have debbie as a hostage

[Ceist]

Tell them you have debbie as a hostage

do this oh my god hahaha

[Zaure]

Respond "Yeah, she definitely would be up to it. Don't worry, just sit back and let me take care of this."

Do what BanishedLetters said. Post response.

[LordoftheUnclean]

I'm half reluctant to do this, but OK. I'll post the response as soon as it comes.

I sincerely hope that I'm not going to get in legal trouble for this somehow.

[Man 2]

I keep getting voicemails from an unknown number that says only "Press Five Now".
...
They're loving terrifying

[Tokthree]

Or you could just reply with "Wrong number" instead of being a richard.
But, you know, nobody listens when I advise against doing stupid stuff so whatever :l

[LordoftheUnclean]

I keep getting voicemails from an unknown number that says only "Press Five Now".
...
They're loving terrifying

You'd better press 5, then.

Or you could just reply with "Wrong number" instead of being a richard.
But, you know, nobody listens when I advise against doing stupid stuff so whatever :l

I really should have, but it's a wee bit too late now.

Edit:

Oh, forget it. I already texted that Debbie is my hostage, but then texted that it's the wrong number.

I'm too kind hearted for my own good.

[setro2]

I really should have, but it's a wee bit too late now.

You.. you told her you were holding Debbie hostage?

[LordoftheUnclean]

You.. you told her you were holding Debbie hostage?

Yes. Due to me being a big softie, though, I said it was the wrong number right after.

One of two things is about to happen; either A: she's going to think I'm trying to cover it up suddenly, or B: will just stop texting me.

[setro2]

Yes. Due to me being a big softie, though, I said it was the wrong number right after.

Lol, did she respond with anything?

[BanishedLetters]

wow ok

and that would've been really funny :(

[Tokthree]

There's a difference between being a softie and not being an enormous tool who has fun at the expense of others

[LordoftheUnclean]

OH forget SHE JUST RESPONDED, HERE I GO

Edit:

WHAT THE forget

"Debbie is my hostage."
"Nvm, you got the wrong number lol"

Response:
"Lol...sorry can u do hair???"

ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME?
I JUST TOLD HER IM HOLDING DEBBIE HOSTAGE AND SHES ASKING ME TO DO HAIR FOR HER

WHAT

[Tokthree]

Just don't reply, simple