My girlfriend wants me to go to a haunted house with her...

[Katamari007]

Well im assuming my boyfriend would be okay with my self harming considering hes my boyfriend

what if it was a one night stand

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[BubbaGum]

what if it was a one night stand

uh
forget you got me

[Böltster]

Well im assuming my boyfriend would be okay with my self harming considering hes my boyfriend

yeah that'll work great if you're introducing yourself as "hi, i'm a self harmer, wanna date?"

if not you'll have no idea what they're gonna do once you spring that disgusting number on them

[Darkness ZXW]

boltser completely forgot about the "all the boys she'll date will be too much of aspies/wimps/beta males to actually take her panties off" burn

he's losing his touch

[Böltster]

boltser completely forgot about the "all the boys she'll date will be too much of aspies/wimps/beta males to actually take her panties off" burn

he's losing his touch

i more picture it happening like this:

"hey babe i'm a self harmer so under there is all cut to stuff"
    "no problem, now put on this fur suit and make animal noises"

[Darkness ZXW]

more likely the guys she'd be dating would be more glad to actually being having awkward bony love with a girl than to pick and choose

oo burn

[_Rave_]

just go you tard

you're supposed to get scared anyway, and it's just for fun

[brian498]

Hey man, you are what you eat right?

genius.

[BubbaGum]

Wow u guys hurt my feelings
Im gonna go cut myself

[brian498]

Wow u guys hurt my feelings
Im gonna go cut myself

don't try to become a german painter e_o

[beachbum111111]

Play some SCP and slender to get used to the jump scares. It will toughen you up

[TrollBoat]

I've been to a lot of haunted houses. I remember like 4 years ago when I was 7, they used to scare the piss out of me.
Litterally.
Just convince yourself that it's mostly animatronics and the people that work there are helpless teenagers who work part time at McDonalds.
Remember: if you see something labled "Clown Room" don't go into it.