A man drives up to hotel, and becomes bankrupt the moment he arrives.
Why?
The hotel only accepts biscuits as currency.
Another riddle!
A man is up stairs in his house at night when he decides to go to sleep, he walks down the stairs and turns off the light then gets into his bed, he then realizes that he left the light on up stairs so he gets up, turns on the light, goes up the stairs, turns off that light, goes back down and turns off the light and goes to sleep, when he wakes up he is surrounded by dead bodies, why?