no, no
badspot has hands
this is a shocking discovery
His hands are beautiful; they are like porcelain gloves with the grace of two ballerinas in a harmonic tandem of serenity.  Free of blemish or wound, these ivory fingers have never felt the toil of labor, seen the harsh light of the sun, or ever curled into a fist.  They reach out in an ever request of friendship.  Let us all take a moment to admire the very epitome of our creation dear friends.