Author Topic: Political Party Picker (Read 1210 times)

Blooker · October 14, 2012, 10:30:39 AM

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UVM STUDENT
You, my friend, are chill. You're open, and understanding, and you believe in LOVE more than anything. War is fascism, man. It's forgeted. Washington is forgeted, there's no two ways around it. At least, like, there's Obama, you know? Progress is being made, but like, you believe that there is a future version of America � a potential cosmic timeline � where we drop the bullstuff, and open our arms to our fellow man, and just live, man. If only we could all just let each other live, right? You also smoke pot. A lot of it.

Smoke weed every day

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nienhaus1 · October 14, 2012, 10:37:34 AM

Boring Ol' Moderate
Oooooh great. Look at you. Mr./Ms. Reasonable. You like everything in moderation, including your politics. You're sooooo considerate of each side. You recognize the merit in opposing points of view. You're friends with both conservatives and liberals, and you know what, it's just annoying. You seem to actually have a decent grasp on world events, and are able to temper your animalistic urges to hate or kill. You think war can be justified, but isn't by any means always the answer. You think abortion is morally questionable, but can definitely be necessary. You're smart, and goddamn it, you're a buzzkill.

On the scale I'm right in the middle.

Kingdaro · October 14, 2012, 10:39:03 AM

straight-up national socialist

oh okay

nienhaus1 · October 14, 2012, 10:40:05 AM

Quote from: Kingdaro on October 14, 2012, 10:39:03 AM

straight-up national socialist

oh okay

Lucky

Blocky943 · October 14, 2012, 10:43:52 AM

The forget is wrong with these people?

Pentium · October 14, 2012, 10:44:29 AM

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UVM Student
You, my friend, are chill. You're open, and understanding, and you believe in LOVE more than anything. War is fascism, man. It's forgeted. Washington is forgeted, there's no two ways around it. At least, like, there's Obama, you know? Progress is being made, but like, you believe that there is a future version of America � a potential cosmic timeline � where we drop the bullstuff, and open our arms to our fellow man, and just live, man. If only we could all just let each other live, right? You also smoke pot. A lot of it.

Kevdude · October 14, 2012, 10:54:06 AM

It said I was a Springsteen Fan. I didn't agree with a lot of the answers that were given. I call bull stuff on this

Socky · October 14, 2012, 10:57:46 AM

Mega-Bear · October 14, 2012, 10:57:59 AM

Bleeding heart Socialist.

Captn · October 14, 2012, 11:05:40 AM

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Neocon Creep

Now, according to you, America can be fixed. It's simple: just put everything in the free market. America is the beacon of the world, and you are prepared to do what it takes to demonstrate that. Go into other peoples countries to make sure they institute a functional democracy? Sure. Suppress any rebellious counterculture activity in any you can? Right on. Sounds great! The bad news? You're super boring at parties, and you're just kind of a bummer in general. You wear a lot of bow ties. You've got a weird laugh. Awkward.

Socky · October 14, 2012, 11:14:50 AM

STRAIGHT UP national socialist

-Pablo- · October 14, 2012, 11:17:28 AM

is the joke that it's extremely biased?

Mega-Bear · October 14, 2012, 11:18:26 AM

Quote from: -Pablo- on October 14, 2012, 11:17:28 AM

is the joke that it's extremely biased?

Yep.

-Pablo- · October 14, 2012, 11:19:14 AM

Quote from: Mega-Bear on October 14, 2012, 11:18:26 AM

Yep.

oh.... uh.... haha...

Boston Terrier · October 14, 2012, 12:09:16 PM

STRAIGHT UP national socialist