Question Khorde: The reservoir of infinite knowledge

[Khorde]

I am the mighty Khordecai, master magician sorcerer and professional badass.

Ask me the questions that ponder your interests, and I shall give you the true answer, revealed only by the universe itself



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[Dexxtter]

Whats you're favorite genre of music?

[shyGriff]

why is humanity so terrible

[Black and White]

what is?

[_Rave_]

Do you believe that without breaking the "touch barrier" you will get nowhere with girls?  yes or no?

[Proog]

√-1 pls show work

[Khorde]

Whats you're favorite genre of music?

as a man with an open mind, and a free spirit, I enjoy many different types of music.

however!

I do find 80s hair metal (glam metal) far more pleasing than any other genre.

[Khorde]

why is humanity so terrible

The internet. It brings joy to many, but it also breeds annoying people! With great knowledge, comes great responsibility.

what is?

pootis

Do you believe that without breaking the "touch barrier" you will get nowhere with girls?  yes or no?

girls like to be touched though. unless you plan on hugging air your entire life, start brushing up against some boobies.

√-1 pls show work

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HUZZAH! RESULTS!

[fred da kiko]

Is the answer to my question no?

[Black and White]

Is the answer to my question no?

negative

[WingZero]

what is the best scout hat and misc combo

[Wynd_Fox]

ponder

You say that, but use the art for a different blue Sorcery in the OP. What's up with that?

[Khorde]

Is the answer to my question no?

only if you can answer this riddle:

if you had your ass and nipples surgically removed and swapped positions, how many times does power puff girls appear on tv on wednesday?

[Mushroom man]

Will you love me?

[Camera]

Why did you choose the name Khorde?