[124x70] Menen the First - Go read Time Force and support my sister

[Swholli]

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The adventure formerly known as

Don't worry, just a temporary change. Regular adventure will continue later.

Your name is Menen, the Psychomancer. You are starring at the gaping mouth of a giant cave system on the outskirts of town, the precipice of an ungodly amount of treasure hidden deep within the realms of its belly. Next to your is your trusty sidekick and best friend all the known universe, Marc (Marcius is his full name) the werewolf. You and him have been through so much together, being a part just feels wrong.

On your person is a sword made from Imagination Ingots, a set of armor and the Tome of Imagination, your field guide to all things psycomancy.

Tupac Lewis Level 2 - No Class HP: -10/10 MP: 10/10 SP: 0/0	No Skills
Inventory: Hover over for more details.	= 0 GP
Known Spells:	None

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[Swholli]

We last left our hero in a jail cell.

What do we do?

[grunterdb1951]

Attempt to seduce the men into letting you out, if that fails desperately call out for John Marston.

[blazerblock2]

call out for John Marston.

[Menen]

use your 5th amendment rights.

or somethin

[Comatose]

Pull down your pants and moon the sherriff and judge. Mock them and say they can't do anything about it. When the sherriff opens the door to give you what-for, run like hell.

[Swholli]

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call out for John Marston.

You attempt to whistle for your horse, but it's too far away.

Pull down your pants and moon the sherriff and judge. Mock them and say they can't do anything about it. When the sherriff opens the door to give you what-for, run like hell.

Rolled 6 - failed

You gain +1 experience points in Distraction

You attempt a distraction!



The sheriff asks you to stop mooning him, but becomes quickly annoyed and opens the cell door.



However, something's happened! Your now around-the-ankle-pair-of-pants' leg is caught!

What should you do?

[TheDoktar]

NAKED KICK DO THE STOMACH.

[Comatose]

Slip your foot out of the pants and run like hell.

[masterockets]

Headbutt!

[blazerblock2]

Run off without the pants.

Headbutt!

I get it!

[SWAT One]

what the forget is this i don't even

[grunterdb1951]

No I mean, call john marston for help silly...

Use you voodoo mon.

[Swholli]

NAKED KICK DO THE STOMACH.

Rolled a 10 - success

You gain +1 experience points in Strength



You proceed to kick the sheriff square in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him. (He has been stunned for at least two turns!*)

Unlucklily, you rip off your pants in the process. You need to find something to wear!

The Pastor, concerned for his safety (and unwillingness to be kicked by a naked man) runs out.



LEVEL UP! Strength is now Level 1! You now have a +1 modifier on any strength rolls!

It will take 4 experience points to reach level 2.

*This is not turned based

[blazerblock2]

That is a large as hell schlong.