Ask them if they are Samuel and Nik, if so tell them the pastor needs them.
: Excuse me gentlemen. I do hope I'm not intruding on you.
: Ah, my boy. Please, join us. My friend and I have simply been musing over the intricate practice of, what he calls, time-varying magnetic fields. I'm not quite sure of the details, but it is a most fascinating conundrum.
: Bez obzira, Samuel, I've been trying to explain it to you for three hours now and you still won't listen.
: No matter indeed.
: Oh. So. Excuse us, sir. Please, tell us. What seems to be the matter of which you urgently need our attention?
: Well, I'm not sure I'm the man to explain this, and so I apologize on behalf of my lack of understanding, but in the church there is some smoke most foul emitting from whatever it was beneath that sheet. I don't know what it is, but I reckon it's bad. The pastor told me to come and find you gentlemen.
: Jebeni pakao!
Nik runs out of the bookstore in a hurry to see the pastor.
: Son, you seem shaken. Is something the matter?
: In truth, sir, I haven't the faintest notion to what's been going on around here. I awoke on a train headed here before breakfast without a thought in my head as to who I was or where I was going. Then I saw the most ghastly thing you'd ever see. It had glowing red eyes and flo-
SMACK!
: Almighty! Son of a bitch, what was that!?
: Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
: Christ, not again. Stand back, Samuel. I've handled these gal-boy sucking infestations before!
: Today is clearly not a day to be found of.
COMBAT INITIATED Oh boy!
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