If an assassin came after you would he kill you? Yes? No? Why?

[lordician]

I am the assassin who would come after me.
DUNDUNDUUUN plot twist!
But yeah, of course he would.
He is not a crazed gunman, he is an assassin.
The difference being one's a job, and the other's mental sickness!

[Ad Bot]

[WyWy5000]

He wouldn't kill me because I am beautiful

[steve5451]

Of course, he is an assassin!

[danisaac5]

no, because i have trained in martial arts for over 4 years and if they pull a knife i can deal with it, same with guns

[Cybertails1998]

a gunshot wouldn't kill me because i'm a robot, unless he took my entire head somehow.
if he has a really high caliber sniper or a bomb i'm probs screwed, anything less and I have a nice chance

no, because i have trained in martial arts for over 4 years and if they pull a knife i can deal with it, same with guns

can your focus your martial arts into a deflecting shield to stop a Lapua Magnum bullet?

[Clone v.117]

No man would be able to get through my bullet proof bear shields.

[Littledude]

No man would be able to get through my bullet proof bear shields.

why are your bear shields bullet proof?

have they learned to use guns? oh god save us all

[Teneksi]

no

they're shields for bullet proof bears.

[Littledude]

or shields made out of bullet proof bears


someone needs to draw all of these

[lordician]

no

they're shields for bullet proof bears.

Because assassins are obviously bullet proof bears. :P

or shields made out of bullet proof bears


someone needs to draw all of these

I would love that someone for a long short time.

[Clone v.117]

why are your bear shields bullet proof?

have they learned to use guns? oh god save us all

You ask too many questions.

And they are a group of bullet proof bears that form an impenetrable shield, isn't it obvious?

[lordician]

But what if the assassin wants to kill you with a knife?
Bullet proof bears won't save you now!

[Clone v.117]

But when you think about it, aren't knives just another kind of bullet?

[Dexxtter]

yes because he's an assassin, that's why

But when you think about it, aren't knives just another kind of bullet?

Blades arn't bullets. :l

[lordician]

But when you think about it, aren't knives just another kind of bullet?

Try shooting knives from any gun.
I dare you. :P