That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. What the hell Bubba?
Instead of wasting your time getting twenty spiders, OP should get bit by a radioactive spider and make his own web. Along with the added plus that he'll be able to do a bunch of other cool stuff and be a super-hero.
That's an ever more ridiculous idea. Become a, hmm, lets call it a "Spider Man"? No way.
