[128x128]Tetragonia - Gee, I am lazy

[Cybertails1998]

preform a sick ass flip, then impale this guard into the ground with your FIST ARM.

The stunt you just pilled was so WHACK it earned itself some WICKED AS HELL EFFECTS over the fourth wall.

Dear god who designed you? How do you even hold things?

You can hold things via the same technology your floaty body uses to keep itself form falling all over the place.



Speaking of holding things...

You find a piece of paper that looks like some sort of file. From a first glance it reads TOP TIER CONTAINMENT №102 - JETTAN KULACK - EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Judging by the guard the "top tier" bit is exaggerated. ...Wait, is that you on the picture?

Also you find some useless stuff, like a badge, a green glowing scythe and a carton of Count Chow cereal.

[Ad Bot]

[PowerDag]

Take BADGE, GREEN GLOWING SCYTHE and CEREAL BOX

[LegendZ]

Break fourth wall by turning your punching arm 90 degrees to give us a thumbs up.

[Yosher]

hi i'm back
i have no idea what this is about now so i'll just change back the story if you don't mind

[Tudoreleuu]

lol

[Yosher]

It spits out some sort of green poison smoke, then dies.



Lazlan: You look tired, I think it would be better if I completely took over for a while.
Tetro: Yeah, that seems like a good plan.



After a while of walking, you come across a large river. You need to cross it somehow to proceed, but the water looks very dangerous. What do you do?

[Tudoreleuu]

Use your epic stabby powers to leap across the river.

[PurpleMetro]

try creating a long ice platform to cross it

[Menen]

Realize that you are naturally hydrodynamic and you could swim so fast you could avoid any monsters in the river

[Cybertails1998]

Use your self-propelling powers to PSHOOES across the river

[ThinkInvisible]

what are the white triangles in the background?

[LegendZ]

Use your self-propelling powers to PSHOOES across the river

[Tudoreleuu]

My sides.

Use your epic stabby powers to leap across the river.

[Yosher]

what are the white triangles in the background?

they're shooting clouds
like shooting stars except clouds

[Cybertails1998]

exactly