Waldo has been accused of over 26 acts of creepphillia but the police can never find him. When he was found, (hiding on a beachside) he was immediately sent to death.
Wally, waldo's english cousin quickly took over his duties.
Soon after the summer of 1987, the waldo everyone knew was dead. No one could tell the difference.
It's a shame the police can't find wally.