HELP... I saw the slenderman last night

[padmedog]

I saw him.
You have to help me.
I say him last night,
I cant think right now...
What do I do?!



At least I got a picture..

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[CharlesSpeaking]

i deny the right for you to make this thread

[BanishedLetters]

op are you loving serious lol

[Jairo]

this thread enrages me

[Yosher]

i wish i could go back in time and snap the neck of the person who thought up slender
it's killing me.

today in school i saw slenderman notes hanging everywhere, and everyone was going apestuff "HAHAHA THAT'S SLENDER DO YOU KNOW SLENDER HAHAHAHAHA XDDDD HOW SCARY ORIGINAL HAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD"

[padmedog]

i wish i could go back in time and snap the neck of the person who thought up slenderman
it's killing me.

today in school i saw slenderman notes hanging everywhere, and everyone was going apestuff "HAHAHA THAT'S SLENDER DO YOU KNOW SLENDER HAHAHAHAHA XDDDD HOW SCARY ORIGINAL HAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD"

Shut the hell up
I know the picture isnt real but I saw him god damnit.

[TurnipBlog]

i wish i could go back in time and snap the neck of the person who thought up slenderman
it's killing me.

today in school i saw slenderman notes hanging everywhere, and everyone was going apestuff "HAHAHA THAT'S SLENDER DO YOU KNOW SLENDER HAHAHAHAHA XDDDD HOW SCARY ORIGINAL HAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD"

No, kill the man who thought up Slender, not so much Slenderman.

[Awdax]

i wish i could go back in time and snap the neck of the person who thought up slenderman
it's killing me.

today in school i saw slenderman notes hanging everywhere, and everyone was going apestuff "HAHAHA THAT'S SLENDER DO YOU KNOW SLENDER HAHAHAHAHA XDDDD HOW SCARY ORIGINAL HAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD"

Yosher are you loving serious? There is nothing wrong with the mythos; it's the crappy game that it spawned several years after the original stuff.

Shut the hell up
I know the picture isnt real but I saw him god damnit.

And no you didn't, stop being dumb.

[CharlesSpeaking]

i wish i could go back in time and snap the neck of the person who thought up slenderman

scp-173

Shut the hell up
I know the picture isnt real but I saw him god damnit.

rrrrrrr

[Regulith]

1/10 got me to reply

[Name is Unavailable]

Give him his damn $20. He just wants to buy Blockland.

[TeslaCoil]

i wish i could go back in time and snap the neck of the person who thought up slenderman
it's killing me.

today in school i saw slenderman notes hanging everywhere, and everyone was going apestuff "HAHAHA THAT'S SLENDER DO YOU KNOW SLENDER HAHAHAHAHA XDDDD HOW SCARY ORIGINAL HAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDD"

Shut up. Slenderman was cool before he became mainstream!

[Dezcaban]

slender man used to be pretty cool but
now
nope

[Darkness ZXW]

milking this joke

i vote padmedog off the island

[-Jetz-]

Something kinda funny - I wanted to say I wish you actually did see him so something terrible as probably dictated by the story I never read would actually happen to you, but that would mean this thread is legit, and thus I wouldn't have a reason for wanting him to do whatever it is he does to you. So I guess I'll have to switch to hoping you get hit by a truck?

Proven: Certain paradoxes can be resolved by brute force.