The Sanity Project [Everyone's a Little Crazy]

[xxxxkill]

I look around the oil rig I was in, looking about. I found a wrench, screwdriver, bunch of other crap, but no weaponry. Joy. Flares, I suppose, could be used to set fire to thing- Wait. Fire. Oil rigs.
"Oh this is going to be fuuun."

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[PurpleMetro]

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[Gojira]

I look around the oil rig I was in, looking about. I found a wrench, screwdriver, bunch of other crap, but no weaponry. Joy. Flares, I suppose, could be used to set fire to thing- Wait. Fire. Oil rigs.
"Oh this is going to be fuuun."

i don't like where this is going

[Fracture]

Im not waiting for jokey because he will accept me anyway.

The water starts to appear all around me. I cant swim. I freak out for a little awhile until I notice two oil rigs, I make a run for one of them and eventually make it on board before the water completely fills the room. I run inside and find a small, dark room. I sit there and quietly talk to myself.

[PurpleMetro]

I also throw my boat into the water, and grab all my useful equipment, and jump down into the boat. The water splashes on me from the big jump.

"S-so.. cold.."

[HerpaDerp]

I saw flares, flares start fires. Fires are fun.
I make a whole in the oil tank, leaking some oil.
I set down the inflatable boat, light the flare and go out in the ocean a bit, and throw the flare into the oil tank.
Boom, the tank lights up into flames and quickly spreads.

"THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!"

[xxxxkill]

I look up, surveying the horizon, and see a fire. "Bit early to start a camp fire." I pocket as much useful things as I possibly can, a hammer for throwing I guess, a screwdriver, a wrench, and a whole lot of flares.

[Fracture]

I hear a boom near by. It sounds like it was on the ship I was sitting in. I jump up and try to run outside. I cant seem to find the exit, but eventually after a few minutes of running back and forth I find the outside. I jump, even though im scared of water.

[PurpleMetro]

I heard and saw the bright explosion. It made medium-sized wave flush under my boat.

"Explosion.. Heat.."

I make an akward smile and paddle over to the explosion.

[HerpaDerp]

I see a girl jump into the water, from the ship, I swim my boat to her.
"I got room for one more, get on!"

[xxxxkill]

I hop into a boat and drift for a while. "Hrm. Wonder what would happen if this water was infested with sharks."

[Fracture]

I splash around in the water for a little while until I see a man approach me on a boat. I scream loudly, but eventually come to my senses and jump on the boat.
I look at him and whisper, "sorry"

[HerpaDerp]

"No problemo, gotta love fires. Look at that thing burn!"

[Fracture]

Still nervous, I keep my head down, "I would rather not..."

[PowerDag]

Patient ID: 18569
Patient Name: Michael "Moumu" Lester
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Physical Characteristics: 5'9", 143lbs. Shoulder-length, unkempt black hair, bright green eyes. Average build.
Mental Characteristics: Quiet and watchful; has bouts of unusually eccentric behaviour. Suffers from schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder, or "alter ego". Constantly refers to himself as "Moumu" and will not answer to his real name; "other personality" refers to himself as simply Lester. Shows McGyver-esque skill. Prone to randomly becoming very violent, sometimes even screaming.
Please Note:
   "...almost severed Dr. [REDACTED]'s entire set of left fingers with two bendy straws and a plastic butter knife. Please give patient pre-cut food with safer sets of utensils. Dr. [REDACTED] is still recovering in the infirmary." -- Incident 18569-12A

   "...went unresponsive during a routine psychiatric evaluation, stared straight at Dr. [REDACTED] with a vacant expression. Patient told Dr. [REDACTED] she had "the mark of oranges". Patient refused to disclose a description and promptly resumed staring for the rest of the evaluation." -- Evaluation 18569-12-E012