The Sanity Project [Everyone's a Little Crazy]

[HerpaDerp]

"HEYYYYY! Why are youuuuu holding a gunn? That's not safe, put it dowwwwwnnnnn!"

I exclaim to the mugger

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

"Man go forget yourself."
I begin to shift underneath his weight, moving one of legs between his.

[HerpaDerp]

"forget MEEEEEEE?" I stumble a bit, and take one last swig of vodka before finishing it. "forget YOUU!"
I hurl the vodka bottle, however with some very lucky accuracy hit him straight on the head, knocking him out.

[xxxxkill]

The mugger collapses with a grunt, dropping his gun. I pocket it quickly, sliding the small firearm into my inner coat pocket. "Um... Thanks."

[HerpaDerp]

"No problemo, ma'am, you find anymore birrrrds like those and youuu give me a call. By the way, got any beer I can have?"

[Fracture]

I look up at the man and try to start up a conversation, "So.... What are you doing?"

[Jokey365]

"You may want to clear the area." I say before backing away.

[xxxxkill]

"Uh, no."

[Fracture]

"Well okay!" I say smiling and happy, as I back away.

[Gojira]

"HEY! LITTLE HELP HERE!" is hear from the top of the tallest building.

[HerpaDerp]

"Ohhhh, dam-" I pass out, and hit the floor.

[xxxxkill]

I roll my eyes and walk away, more cautious this time.

[Jokey365]

I toss my lighter at the explosives and watch as a cloud of fire erupts into the sky. I sit and watch, my face lit up with happiness. "K, time to loot the outskirts of the city now that everyone is going to focus on this." I say before turning around to see cop cars already pulling up. "REALLY?!" I shout as the cops take aim from a distance. "FREEZE!"

[Fracture]

I run after the man who lit off the fireworks(?), completely unaware of what just happened, "What now!" I say with a huge smile

[Jokey365]

"We try to get the cops off our asses..." I whisper. "I SAID FREEZE!"