Done w/ my job.

[Mr.jacksaunt]

I have a funny one but it would probably offend everyone. Its about the Amanda Todd incident.

Do it.

[Ad Bot]

[Edman]

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the forget out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the Self Delete, bully. The Self Delete that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Clorox and rope, You forgeted up bully, I will stuff sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m loving dead kiddo.

[Buu]

needs more aliens, woman, linkin park, and explosions

[Regulith]

i'll laugh if he responds with gorilla warfare

I almost edited my post to say exactly this

[Mister Cheese]

I laughed


Good one OP

[Sami2ss]

I laughed


Good one OP

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haha funny nice job!!!!!!!

[_Rave_]

lol'd

that was amazing.  and you're Fred I suppose

[Mr.jacksaunt]

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haha funny nice job!!!!!!!

reddit in a nutshell

[blockguy123]

didn't realize it was scooby doo until the end

[Moppy]

I thought you were serious for like five seconds after I got done reading.

[brickybob]

This is so old it's crazy.

[Trinick]

I started reading it and instantly felt like I'd read it before. Skipped to the last line and it was confirmed.

[Blocko 3D]

lolwat

I started believing in until I skipped to the end.

[Eeposs]

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What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

[GEN.Fire Bird]

Try ES:V Skyrim.