Done w/ my job.

[The True Zephyr]

If you think your job is bad, I work as a park ranger, and I have to constantly look out for a bear wearing a hat and a tie that's always stealing picnic baskets. Sometime I catch him hanging out with a short little bear or a pink lion. Your job at least sounds interesting, and admit it, you're banging the hot chick, aren't you?

[Ad Bot]

[grunterdb1951]

If you two think your jobs are bad then lemme tell you somethin'. I work at a god damn fast food resturaunt in the MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN where I have to sit at a cash register constantly being talked to due to the mass amount of buisness. The fry cook is the most annoying thing in the loving world, and he sings and stuff as he makes the patties. No we don't have a deep fryer and stuff we have to make all of this ourselves from the god damn stove. Then comes our boss, don't even get me started on my loving boss. He's the most greediest bastard in town and doesn't give two stuffs for me or the frycook. And to make matters worse I live on the same street from my frycook. He has absolutely no taste in home decoration what so ever and has a pet loving snail. He has a friend who basically sleeps under a rock and has the intelligence of a pencil. No not even, a ball of lint! Anyhow I also like to play my clarinet and stuff.

[Nymethus]

worst joke ever 10/10

[Katamari007]

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little gorilla? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gorilla Gorillas, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Gorilla, and I have over 300 confirmed gorillas. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top gorilla in the entire US armed gorilla. You are nothing to me but just another gorilla. I will wipe you the forget out with gorillas the likes of which has never been seen before on this gorilla, mark my loving gorillas. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the gorilla? Think again, gorilla. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gorillas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the gorilla, maggot. The gorilla that wipes out the pathetic little gorilla you call your gorilla. You’re loving dead, gorilla. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill gorillas in over seven hundred gorillas, and that’s just with my bare gorillas. Not only am I extensively trained in gorilla combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Gorilla Gorillas and I will use it to its full gorilla to wipe your miserable gorilla off the face of the gorilla, you little gorilla. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” gorilla was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving gorilla. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the gorilla, you goddamn gorilla. I will stuff gorillas all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, gorilla.

[Yosher]

all these "my life sucks and i turn out to be a cartoon character" posts are so annoying and unfunny

[DrenDran]

I have a funny one but it would probably offend everyone. Its about the Amanda Todd incident.

>offend the blockland forums
Ahahah 10/10 would read again

[Port]

i'm confused what

[Masterlegodude]

At first i was like "Haha, oh wow", but then i was like "Oh, copypasta..."

[zeth118]

Toward the end, it started to sound familiar.

[Big Brother]

Had enough of this stuff, all damn day. Every moment of my life I'm exposed to this selective group of morons. I'm a boy genius. With an IQ of 210, you'd think I'd be more popular with ladies and stuff, you know? But nope. Not at all. One of my best friends is a fat sack of stuff with suspenders who can't climb a rope to save his life. My other best friend can only be described as a hyperactive moron with ADHD who can't shut the forget up about Ultra Lord or something. I have a love/hate relationship with a girl who keeps calling me a nerd and I secretly really like her. I tried to impress her one day by building this mechanical dog, but she doesn't really care about it. Don't give a forget though, that dog is mad cool. Won science fairs and everything. I even made it in my lab, where I do experiments and stuff. Still can't figure out about my huge head though. It's like, ridiculously big. Don't even know why, probably because I'm so smart. Anyway, that fat stuff Carl just threw up and Sheen is breaking things, so I'll be back later.

jimmy mofo neutron

[Freeze]

Bwhahahahaha

[e-maxx]

knew what it was from the beginning

[Block Box]

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/97jht/i_hate_my_job/

i've seen it on 4chan before that i think

[Mega-Bear]

I live in a zombie apocalypse and my wife is pregnant with my best friend's baby, potentially a zombie baby.