i just told my parents everything concerning my internet life

[Dezcaban]

every time i mentioned someone's age or appearance my mom said "yeah you THINK" or "you don't know"

seriously i've talked to these people for a long time now and seen pictures of them
nobody is holding kids at gun point forcing them to pose

[Ad Bot]

[Shazoo]

At least one of your internet friends didn't find and call your home phone and have an hour long conversation with your overly suspicious mom about how he's not a child enthusiast trying to find and rape all the little kiddies of the internet...

[VincentTheGuy]

I want this family.

I love my family.

[Trifax]

My parents know that I have a bunch of friends through the internet.

[Frontrox]

My parents are all over the internet

Dad loves his Meme generator

[Alyx Vance]

My family has come to know and love my skype pals. Everyone knows i'm a furry and doesn't mind it.

I got it good.

Sounds good. As for me I'd be bombarded with bullstuff from ignorant well, I don't know how to put it.. uh... Super Rednecks? Like ones who are ignorant about everything.
Although I'm becoming more open and when the topic is up about me being a furry I'm not afraid to really talk about it as long as I'm not talking around my family.

[.:FancyPants:.]

95% moms thinking everything on the Internet is controlled by information parasites
5% people trying to be information parasites but failing because we're smart.

[Darkness ZXW]

At least one of your internet friend didn't find and call your home phone and have an hour long conversation with your overly suspicious mom about how he's not a child enthusiast trying to find and rape all the little kiddies of the internet...

i'll call tango's home phone and flirt in a overly flamboyantly gay voice with his father one of these days

i would also never think of letting my parents skype chat with roogedia or ike and tango lol

[Kumquat]

At least one of your internet friends didn't find and call your home phone and have an hour long conversation with your overly suspicious mom about how he's not a child enthusiast trying to find and rape all the little kiddies of the internet...

Wha- What,

[Cucumber!]

Well I was playing this escape the room game and it said "overused condom", I asked my dad what it was and he told me to turn off the computer so...

I probably shouldn't show him all of what I've done...which isn't much but...eh...heh

(I was like 10 at the time so maybe it has changed)

[Kevso]

My parents took my pc away because they thought I was gonna tell someone where I live, or something.

[Dezcaban]

My parents took my pc away because they thought I was gonna tell someone where I live, or something.

the first time i came on the forums i was called "yogurt man" and I said some stupid stuff and i was off the PC for like a year

they wonder why it was so difficult for me to tell them

[Ceist]

my mom knows i talk to french rocks and jew bell. that's it lol.

[BanishedLetters]

If my parents knew anything of my internet life I can't even imagine how much trouble I'd get in. They're super strict and I'm not even supposed to talk to anyone else on the internet.

[Clone v.117]

You told them about us?
omg omg omg so excite