Joker Card has a Girlfriend

[DrenDran]

this topic reeks of loving beta

so much beta

seriously you guys need to get more self confidence.

are you dead loving serious? why would you wait 8 years. WHY. better yet, why not find a better girl if you have 8 years to spare. You've only been dating 3 years, and if she goes away for 8 there is a high chance of her breaking it off or getting with other guys behind your back.

yep ok we're all pigs, i understand

because your religious love is so much better than any of our non-religious love. don't get your hopes up when you get emotionally abused by this girl, loverboy.

Yeah your so alpha if only i was cool as you.
So hows that kid you watched get run over?

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[Böltster]

Yeah your so alpha if only i was cool as you.
So hows that kid you watched get run over?

haha

yeah i'm not as sold on the whole alpha feep thing. i've never seen a [proper] alpha bloke who doesn't look the part so i dont know what to think

[RedGajin]

i wouldnt really consider dating a foreign chick (who are easy to get if they aren't asian) alpha nor would i call asking her out with a poem alpha

[Jeep]

4 pages and no "Stick it in her pooper" jokes. Is that a record?

Anyway, congrats.

[Mute]

I thought you were talking about an image for some trading card game

[Elecro]

Did you guys have love yet? Buy her dinner first.

[Tomcat]

SEIG HEIL!

anyways good luck op.

[fred da kiko]

"I wrote her a poem, alpha as forget."

Unless you're writing poems about being a Alfrek cunt destroyer; slayer of darkness, you aren't being alpha. You're a beta and you got yourself a beta girl.

[Feep]

Yeah your so alpha if only i was cool as you.
So hows that kid you watched get run over?

Sorry the alpha club isn't accepting new members at this given time.

2 cool 4 u

[Warground]

Quick Edit:  I'd be annoyed if I found about that you even mentioned me on the forums.  You know, if I were German.

Yes... we germans hate it to be mentioned on a forum about online legos.

Gute Nacht!

[_Rave_]

my god lol

swat's story just cracks me up

"she's my first gf and we've been dating for like a month or whatever but i love her so much im going to wait 8 years so i can marry her.

no guys srsly we are in love.  we're christians guys, it's true love.

no im not desperate shut up"

[Elecro]

OT:

There's a girl I think that's the one. I always think about her and she occasionally appears in my dreams. I can't help to stare at her, but I'm afraid she'd be creeped out. I want to go for it, but I say a post on Facebook that said she couldn't date. >:C

[Elecro]

What was the poem about?

[Big Brother]

broke up with my girlfriend an hour ago

[Elecro]

broke up with my girlfriend an hour ago

is this a joke relating to the thread? or serious?