Joker Card has a Girlfriend

[RedGajin]

put your hand on her thigh.

>standing up
>"uh what are you doing?"
>"sorry a guy on the internet said so"

[Ad Bot]

[_Rave_]

put your hand on her thigh.

>standing up
>"uh what are you doing?"
>"sorry a guy on the internet said so"

yeah i was going to say that's probably not a great idea really lol

her lower back, maybe support her neck if you're feeling like a boss

[fred da kiko]

yeah i was going to say that's probably not a great idea really lol

her lower back, maybe support her neck if you're feeling like a boss

obviously only if you're both sitting down.

[Elecro]

yeah i was going to say that's probably not a great idea really lol

her lower back, maybe support her neck if you're feeling like a boss

what about middle of back, then sliding down to butt?

[Elecro]

probably because you have no balls

wow, are you like a psycic or something?

[Stocking]

I know, I don't even know how to kiss because again, first girlfriend.

You don't need to be taught how to kiss, it's just sort of hardwired in and surfaces when you get horny enough. I was awesome my first time. ;D

[RedGajin]

You don't need to be taught how to kiss, it's just sort of hardwired in and surfaces when you get horny enough. I was awesome my first time. ;D

i tell girls they are good their first time too, doesnt mean they were~~~

[Mr Man]

You don't need to be taught how to kiss, it's just sort of hardwired in and surfaces when you get horny enough. I was awesome my first time. ;D

For once, Stocking has spoken the truth.

[_Rave_]

You don't need to be taught how to kiss, it's just sort of hardwired in and surfaces when you get horny enough. I was awesome my first time. ;D

lol this is definitely not true

[Mr Man]

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[Stocking]

lol this is definitely not true

how would you know you werent there

[_Rave_]

how would you know you werent there

no i meant the first part, the second part may very well be true but i kind of doubt it.  most people suck their first time

[Darkness ZXW]

how would you know you werent there

psst rave kissed stocking pass it on

[Mr Man]

no i meant the first part, the second part may very well be true but i kind of doubt it.  most people suck their first time

It didn't suck for me, but thats just me.

[devildogelite]

put your hand on her thigh.

>Long-term gf just broke up with me
>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my stuff together
>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see her sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
>start to get hard
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see her breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide her hand to my zipper
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
>smear stuff all over the window and ask her to marry me
>mfw she said no