Author Topic: What was your first kiss?  (Read 6781 times)


With my girlfriend.
Outside of my math teacher's room.
After school.
Before my detention.
Whereupon my girlfriend blushed, giggled, turned around, and ran away.
mixed up the first two lines and thought it was "with my math teacher"

Lol I had a surprise kiss in the 7th grade for my "girlfriend"

Never happened, I've never been in a relationship.


Oh will you look at the time.
I have to be in, uhh
that thread.

My mommy did,
So what?
I love my mommy.


/joke
« Last Edit: October 22, 2012, 09:42:47 PM by Block1zilla »

Techinically my first kiss was when my mom kissed my forehead when I was not two days old.

My mommy did,
So what?
I love my mommy.
I don't think those count man.


Chilling outside (literally it was cold) and I gave her my jacket because we were dating, then we made out. I was barely 12, and it was in eight grade. Totally counts as a first even though I did kiss some girl when I was in 2nd grade.

Chilling outside (literally it was cold) and I gave her my jacket because we were dating, then we made out. I was barely 12, and it was in eight grade. Totally counts as a first even though I did kiss some girl when I was in 2nd grade.

>barely 12
>8th grade

Calling bs

I kissed my girlfriend in 7th grade, it's not even a big deal  :/
This, same here


>barely 12
>8th grade

Calling bs
there's that and the fact that it sounds like a fake story in general, "it was cold so I gave her my jacket and she just started making out with me."
I mean if you want to lie about this stuff for some reason just be like "I went on a date with this girl and we made out"
when you put in all that romantic fluff it just sounds so fake.

Fast, and a mark of descent into a hardened heart.