What was your first kiss?

[Slate521]

that reaction image does not fit

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i wish this was bannable, oh well.

[TikanX]

i wish this was bannable, oh well.

Why?  I don't see anything wrong with it.

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Why?  I don't see anything wrong with it.

he posted a really bad reaction gif then a generic "look at all these forgets" picture, its just stupid.

[_Rave_]

oh guys btw rave was so close to being successful this weekend with a girl, but then my friend's gf walked over and roosterblocked me hard.

She leaned into me and attempted to whisper, but instead loudly said, "I hope she shaved." and pointed to the girl I was with.

[Tømpson]

well? go ahead.

Basement of grandpas house when we were alone. I asked her if she wanted to play doctor and you know, I opened up her pants and got one of those lego duplo 2x4s half way in before we stopped.

[SpreadsPlague]

what kind of doctor shoves lego in someones ass

[Tømpson]

what kind of doctor shoves lego in someones ass

Horny as hell and she fell for it
Good thing I didn't pop her at age 4, that would have been hard to explain later.

[KoopaScooper]

what kind of doctor shoves lego in someones ass

Tompson

[SpreadsPlague]

do you ever just read something and instinctively shove the nearest object into your eye socket?

[_Rave_]

Horny as hell

age 4

what

[Tømpson]

what kind of doctor shoves lego in someones ass

Also this:

[tkepahama]

what

I saw that ninja edit in the first quote.

[Clone v.117]

I can't remember a conversation 20 seconds after it ends, no chance in hell I'd remember my first kiss.
I've never really cared about things like first kisses.

This, same here

You kissed his girlfriend? What the forget man.

[SWAT One]

that's weird as forget if you have a girlfriend

Many girls I know admire my gentleman-like behavior, believe it or not.