my macbook is on the verge of snapping in half

[Axolotl2]

I love me some HP.

HP makes bad computers and printers, too

[Ad Bot]

[mp7964]

I wish the US had a work ethic like Europe and Japan, but nooooooo,  we hastily do stuff at the last loving minute.

Americuh, forget yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah!

[K9 Kid]

[dorkdotdan]

Seeing as your lappy is definitely out of warranty, you could superglue it.

[K9 Kid]

I RECOMMEND
DUCTAPE

[HellHound]

My computer from over four years ago is lagging behind in games now, I can barely run games at low quality now. It seems as if the consumer computer range went from "guy with stuffty computer because he has no money" to "guy who always buys an expensive and recent computer"
I don't know anything about computers, or I would build one.

[BanishedLetters]

I RECOMMEND
DUCTAPE

i'm nervous of breaking it even further. tomorrow i think i'm going to move everything off of it just in case something happens

[Frosting]

i'm nervous of breaking it even further. tomorrow i think i'm going to move everything off of it just in case something happens

To the computer morgue with thee!

[Moppy]

Go in and get it serviced at an apple store.

[Menen]

Go in and get it serviced at an apple store.

"Oh too bad you gotta buy an entire new one"

[Moppy]

"Oh too bad you gotta buy an entire new one"

Seriously?
Normally I get really good service at the apple store I go to.

[BanishedLetters]

Seriously?
Normally I get really good service at the apple store I go to.

I'm not sure if they'd fix it for free. Considering the following things:

1) The computer's 5 years old
2) The metal is bent out of place and I have no idea how much work it'd take to fix that
3) The warranty for this computer is long gone

[Moppy]

Oh, well then. Nevermind.

[Alyx Vance]

I use a Emachine made from a bunch of parts.

[BanishedLetters]

I use a Emachine made from a bunch of parts.

i've never heard of an emachine before :s