Let's give this a shot, don't worry OP, I got your back!
Roses are red,
People on the internet told me to do this,
You might not know it,
But I want to see your poopis,
I am less than average,
We can all see that,
But you're not so great yourself,
Infact you're loving fat,
So I suggest you suck my richard,
And get over yourself,
You better start quick,
Or I'll loving kill your dog you son of a bitch.