Author Topic: A kid at my school died.  (Read 4583 times)

also, believing in a religion that dosen't officially exist, isnt that athiesm?
wtf no

I'm still waiting for someone to die in my school.
I've told you once, I'll tell you again. Your dream to attempt to raise a student cadaver won't work!

I'm not an atheist, i have a shrine to lord screwdriver, king of the underworld, in my closet. want to see it?

Persistent little bitch, huh?

I've told you once, I'll tell you again. Your dream to attempt to raise a student cadaver won't work!

Dammit Dad, why won't you just accept the facts? I am a Necromancer!

You're being more ignorant than a handicapped flathead. A FLATHEAD WITH HIS HANDLE REMOVED.
also, believing in a religion that dosen't officially exist, isnt that athiesm?
Flatheads are the best kinds of screwdrivers because they are compatible with almost all screws.  Atheist means lack of religion, believing in any religion makes you a theist.

I've told you once, I'll tell you again. Your dream to attempt to raise a student cadaver won't work!
Shut up Mom! I'll do what I want :cookieMonster:!

Persistent little bitch, huh?
I'm guessing you don't want to see my shrine either?

Y'know... If you really want him to stop talking... You could just ignore him... Unless of course he's fine whispering Sweeney nothing's about screwdrivers to himself.

Dammit Dad, why won't you just accept the facts? I am a Necromancer!
this isnt a phase mom, its who i am!
i say as a i convert into a puddle of liquid, a phase of matter

op is fake and gay who actually DIES???

Dammit Dad, why won't you just accept the facts? I am a Necromancer!
And your grandfather was a wizard AND THAT DIDN'T GO WELL. Don't make me take away your subscription to Hogwarts weekly!


i believe in lord screwdriver, king of the underworld, therefore he must be in screwdriver hell.
Lord screwdriver be with you, I will pray for your conversion to screwdriverism and that your first born son be a flathead.
I'm not an atheist, i have a shrine to lord screwdriver, king of the underworld, in my closet. want to see it?
Flatheads are the best kinds of screwdrivers because they are compatible with almost all screws.  Atheist means lack of religion, believing in any religion makes you a theist.

go home fred

you're drunk

go home fred

you're drunk
I would but I lost my keys to a stripper named Paul.