AMERICA IS NOT A loving COUNTRY
That’s right, dipstuff! And you know it. America is not a loving country. If you fail to see this, let me open your eyes:
1. The United States
That’s right motherforgeter! It’s called the United States of America! That’s your stuffty country! America, or the Americas, is North America and South America combined! STOP CALLING YOUR AIDS REGION AMERICA WHEN YOU ARE JUST ONE LITTLE stuff PIECE OF AMERICA! IT’S LIKE CALLING THE loving MIDDLE EAST EURASIA!
“What the forget is he talking about, Middle East is not a country lol! What a friend!” Well YOUR FACE because USA is just as much a country as the Middle East! Which means, it is loving NOT. However, a much better comparsion is
2. Europe
That’s right forgetface. There is no loving difference between Europe and USA. Europe consists of 50 countries with different laws. USA consists of 50 states with different laws. But the same flag. Both are 10.000.000 square kilometers. SO STOP SAYING WE CANT COMPARE THEM THEY ARE THE loving SAME! And USA’s countries are called
3. States
The loving states. They are just like loving countries, explained earlier. Also, if you ask an “American” where he is from, he will not say “USA” or “America”, but the state he is from. If you ask a European where he is from, he will say the country. NOT THE loving REGION OF THE COUNTRY! And have you noticed how you have 5 different time zones? Most normal countries have one time zone even if they actually cross several ones. Don’t blame this on your size, becasue CHINA IS ALSO CROSSING 5 loving TIME ZONES BUT IT HAS THE SAME TIME ALL OVER! This is clear evidence the states are countries in disguise. Also, even if we assume I am wrong on all this
4. It’s not your country
loving COLUMBUS! America, talking about the whole region now not your stuffty united countries, belonged to the INDIANS! not because they where from India, but Columbus was so mindforgeted he thought he was in India. Then he brought some friends, raped the whole loving thing and killed all natives. Because
5. You are not Americans
Columbus brought his European friends and claimed the whole forget. Most of them British. Then he imported loads of mondays from Africa as slaves. Eventually they mixed, and the abomination that is known today as “American” was born. Also, did you read that part about Britain? You know, where England is? BECAUSE YOU SPEAK loving ENGLISH! YOU DON’T SPEAK AMERICAN! YOU ARE JUST A loving monday BRIT MIX THAT PRETENDS TO HAVE AN OWN IDENTITY! Besides
6. You didn’t even deserve a country
JUST LOOK AT YOU! loving PIECE OF FAILURE stuff! Your average IQ is 97 versus the global average 100 and European average 101. If you are dumb as forget and know nothing about IQ, because yours is under 80, you might not think 3 or 4 points are very much. Well, THEY loving ARE! And your obsession with FAT DISGUSTING stuff THINGS. People are getting fat because of McDonald’s, and other junk food, not to mention sweets and snacks, thanks to you. Fried Mars bars and pancake & sausage with chocolate chip on a stick is NOT loving NORMAL. It’s not even supposed to be edible! IT’S loving GROSS, JUST LIKE YOUR FACE! USA is the only “country” in the world to ban Kinder Eggs, since the fat bastard kids just shoved the whole loving thing into their mouths and suffocated due to the plastic capsule. And then you think you are SO loving COOL? The Universe was created when someone popped your huge loving goddamn ego bubble with a needle. loving
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