Author Topic: The two nicest cops just came to my door  (Read 1950 times)

Good luck

My mom just had to file a restraining order against this stalker musician guy.

yeah not everyone spends their days following the life of some random forumer
i think he was joking

also i thought carolcat and cybertails were best buds

Wow, you lucked out.
Good luck

My mom just had to file a restraining order against this stalker musician guy.
For a second I thought you said "Stalker Mexican guy".

Naw, he's extremely white, rather fat, and his eyes are extremely extremely creepy.

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?=1&v=b5umS7Ff_ps
« Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 03:23:12 PM by ._maxwell23461_. »




Why does this not surprise me?
This.

Age restricted, log in with a youtube account that has mature filters off.

Also what's wrong with /b/?
Please don't answer that.

Judging by those two "copypasta" things, they are written by the scum of the earth. I'll see them burn.

But anyway, what do they have to do with the OP.

More evidence of handicapped ass civilians using the legal system just because they don't like someone else.

cops dont actually have this kind of authority. should have just slammed the door in their face.

inb4 counter comes in and says all cops are corrupt

mack you're so weird

stop stalking her lol

cops dont actually have this kind of authority. should have just slammed the door in their face.
they're not trying to use authority they don't have, they just want to hold a perfectly legal counselling session with mack, shannon and their parents to help solve their problems

they're trying to avoid a restraining order