Shotgun 2 - KILL BILL

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poor old dead thread
Yeah, I made a new thread. I hope people will contribute this time. copy-pasted RP-relevant posts from old topic:
Tim Souza is back. In an all new-war! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD.

It's World-War-3, bitches. Bitches love WW3 Text Adventures. No pictures, use your goddamn imagination. IMAGINATION FTW ITS GOT SWAG.

Getting serious here, China recently invaded the Phillipines. Turned out for the war, all that stuff. It was totally fine in the U.S., we let them fight their own war.

Then China bombed a small town in Kansas, killing 117, and wounding 200 more.

And the government's all like "damn wtf china forget you forget you go die die die die because we're sending troops over. YOLO!"
Major countries chose who to side with, dig? UK and Canada instantly backed up America. Mexico sided with China. richard move, Mexico, because we're north of you. BE AFRAID.

Staff Seargent Tim Souza is back in the action with his friend Specialist Dean. Brigadier General Long is in this too.
LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN!
"Wild Honey Pie" is playing on the radio at camp. "God, why do they even play this loving annoying song on the radio. It can go suck richard." Seargent Major of the Army Hasselera says grumbling. "Someone's got a pottymouth." you say. "Oh, shut the forget up." Hasselera says. Long comes running in Dean, Hasselera, Logger, richardichardson (his brother), you, and Bill's tent. "You 6! Chinise bombers are seen flying on the state line between Kansas and Colorado!" "Good thing our camp's in Gibson. We'll just drive a jeep to Colorado." Dean says. "I'm not sure if that'll be the easiest plan." Long says. "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" Long's radio bursts out. "What the hell?! Eagle-Two-Three! Is that you?" Long screams into the transmitter. "Chief Warrant Officer Daniel reporting! There are Chinise invading Parker, Colorado! We need back up! NOW!" the vocie from the radio bursts out again. "We'll send a group of 5 helicopters, each holding 15 people!" Long says. "75 backup...Thank you! Just hurry and-" Daniel starts, but the radio cuts off. "You 6! Get in the helicopter on the far west with Pilot Paul!" Long screams. "God, why do I have to ride with you little 5 richardheads?" Hasselera grumbles as everyone runs towards the west helicopter. Bill's hand fold into a fist, and punches Hasselera in the face. Hard. Two of Hasselera's teeth fall out, and his face is bleeding a little. "You...goddamn it, Bill! Burn in hell!" Hasselera screams.
Which side to take?
because you starfishs wouldn't vote i just eenie meenie minnie moe'd. i got hasselera
"Hey, now, Bill! He might be a loving jerk, but he's not a Chinese spy!" You say. "Yeah, but he's called us richardheads and blahblahahblha etc." Bill argues. "Er, guys. Long's coming over and he's pissed..." Dean whispers. "WHAT THE forget HAPPENED HERE? HASSLERA'S BLEEDING AND HIS TEETH ARE KNOCKED OUT AND BILL AND SOUZA AND ARGURING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP YOUR BITCHING AND GET IN THE MOTHERloving HELICOPTER!" Long screams his head off. "I..." Bill sputters. "IN!" Long screams again. You all get in the helicopter. Logger bitch slaps Bill. "You got us into this mess." Logger grumbles.

What to do on the way to Parker? You have a pack of cards with you, and a book is nudged under your seat, and you can easily get it.

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if nobody wants to do this, I'll just lock.

[blazerblock2]

Play Solitaire.

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Play Solitaire.

You decide to do some Solitaire on the way to Parker. Once you land, you're in the middle of a game. Pilot Paul shouts, "Get out! The damn Chinese are-"
Paul is shot in the head. "Take cover!" Logger shouts, and everyone in the chopper ducks down. Dean opens the door on the left, and Logger opens the one on the right.
What you see now is nearby Colorado being attacked, and Chinese soldiers taking cover in nearly destroyed Parker's buildings. To your left, there is a destroyed house, and a 2 story hotel suddenly collapses, killing 3 Chinese. To your right, there are sandbags and the ruins of a business tower.
Where to go to get cover and fight off Chinese in Parker into Denver?

[blazerblock2]

Spellcheck bro.

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ok whatever but seriously where to get cover

[blazerblock2]

Sandbargs.

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You run over to the sandbags and start firing at the large group of Chinese soldiers taking cover in the McDonalds in front of you, 23m away.
"Chinese in this area are down!" richardichardson shouts. "Move up into Denver! Chinese are invading there! It's only 500 meters! Let's GO!" Long screams.
Stay with your current group (Dean, Bill, Logger, Hasselera, richardichardson, and yourself) or go with Long's group (Long, Chris, Archie, Al, Atlanta, and Ringo)?

[blazerblock2]

Ponder how the Chinese are invading Colorado, or how they even got past coastal defenses.

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GET THOSE COMMIES WHAT THEY GOT COMEING TO THEM!

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You stay with your current group, and head into Denver.
Dean requests air support, and after a few minutes of fighting, some bombers come in, killing 27 Chinese. You and Dean scuttle into a wrecked skyscraper to provide cover fire as ordered by Lt. Col. Chris. On the 14th floor, there is a hole in the wall, and a little outpost has been made with a table, some sniper rifles, 4 C4s, a detonator, and some ammo.
"Let's do this," Dean said, and fired at a small group of 3 Chinese soldiers with one of the sniper rifles. You grab one, and then fire at another group containing 10 soldiers.
Suddenly, Dean is shot in the arm. Suddenly, something huge explodes above, causing a shake. Something below you booms, and it shakes the building, too.
The skyscraper is collapsing.
What to do to escape the collapsing skyscraper?

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[Cybertails1998]

Dash the forget out the door
if not possible, avoid falling chunks and surf the wreckage

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if not possible, avoid falling chunks and surf the wreckage

You grab Dean by his other arm, and you hurry down the stairs, avoiding rubble and wreckage as fast as you can. When you reach the 1st floor, the building is about to collapse onto the ground and knock down another tower.
You and Dean barely escape. When the building falls, it hits another tower, collapsing it. Archie, Ringo, and 6 Chinese are killed.
Long orders to go through the rubble and head into an alley and set Dean down there until a chopped can arrive to pick him up.

Stay with Dean in the alley and rape him
or keep moving into Denver?

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stay wif deen