Science / Computer Joke Thread

[Elecro]

I got a 'C' in computer programming.

ahHAHAHA

this is why I'm alone.

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[ChexGuy331]

i'm not getting it :s

Say it out loud.

[Jeep]

i'm not getting it :s

O = Oxygen
K = Potassium

Oxygen and Potassium are on a date, and will bond. When they bond, their compound would be OK (O + K).

Bonding Example


Oddly enough, your name is ALCHEMY in game.

[Kaphonaits²]

know any jokes about sodium?
na.

i didn't check this thread so i don't even know if i'm repeating anything because i'm busy and aodsifjoiadshfoihads god dammit i hate the internet sometimes xxx

[Jeep]

this is why I'm alone.

That's bothering you, isn't it?

[Elecro]

That's bothering you, isn't it?

yes. lol.

[Darkness ZXW]

My experience with Perl is quite clammy.

[Jeep]

I just found out that Oxygen is dating Magnesium. OMg

yes. lol.

I used to be bothered by it. I had a friend who I wasted my time on last year. She led me on to make her ex jealous, then turned on me (on Valentines Day, actually). You can imagine how that felt. This year, I was determined not to get hurt like I did last year. It wouldn't be very challenging for me to find a date. But after I got messed up by one girl, I am freaked out by how bad I got hurt.

I know you're going to hear this a lot, but enjoy being single. I promise you, you will find someone. I know what it's like to be "whipped". No man should know what that feels like. And once I got free from it, I was ecstatic to be independent. You don't realize how nice it is to be single. You won't until you get hurt as bad as I did. PM me if you need insight.

[Axolotl2]

http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

bam

I was taking an introductory programming course. One assignment was to do a little payroll program, including some data validation. The program was supposed to accept terminal input and send output back to either the console or a printer.

Suddenly the printer began spewing out paper like crazy. One of the students (a particularly mouthy woman) had programmed a less-than-helpful error message ("YOU ARE WRONG") and then not provided any exit from the error-checking logic -- the program just re-read the last (failing) input and re-tested it. All in all, it was a very nice infinite loop.

After spitting through about fifty pages of "YOU ARE WRONG," somebody cut power to the printer, and the instructor had to flush the print queue manually. He went back to the student and asked if she had tested the program by sending the output to the console before trying to print it, and she said, yes, she had tested it on the console and ended up with a screen full of "YOU ARE WRONG" messages. Why, then, had she sent her output to the printer? "I thought I would be daring!"

MY SIDES

[Crêpe]

O = Oxygen
K = Potassium

Oxygen and Potassium are on a date, and will bond. When they bond, their compound would be OK (O + K).

Bonding Example


Oddly enough, your name is ALCHEMY in game.

oh that burns

[Wynd_Fox]

(I don't know if this quite qualifies as a science joke, but oh well)

Descartes walks into a bar and orders a beer. Upon finishing it the bartender asks him if he would like another.

Descartes replies "I think not" then disappears.

This is one of my favorite jokes.

[J MASTER]

A Higgs-Boson particle walks into a catholic church. The Priest says, "Higgs-Boson particles are not allowed here, they call themselves the God particle, that is sacrilegious!"

The Higgs-Boson particle says, "But, without me, how can you have mass?"

I haven't laughed so hard at anything in awhile. Thank you.

[Axolotl2]

I just found out that Oxygen is dating Magnesium. OMg

Oxygen and magnesium burning on a tree.

P-E-R-M-A-N-E-N-T-L-Y D-A-M-A-G-I-N-G E-Y-E-S

[._maxwell23461_.]

heres a computer joke for ya

my computer

[Axolotl2]

heres a computer joke for ya

my computer

Maxwell's comupter has the insignificant horrible Pentium FPU defect