Science / Computer Joke Thread

[Mushroom man]

A man in a bar said, "I'll have some H₂O."
A second man said, "I'll have some H₂O too."
The second man died.

That's the funniest joke I've seen all year

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[Slate521]

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen Einsteinium
Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

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hey man, that's not cool

Here's a pickup line.

"Hey, baby. If I could be an enzyme, I'd be a DNA heliose so I could unzip your genes."

[Axolotl2]

hey man, that's not cool

Here's a pickup line.

"Hey, baby. If I could be an enzyme, I'd be a DNA heliose so I could unzip your genes."

hot

[VincentTheGuy]

So some friends were playing WoW and they were raiding really quickly and the one friends asks the other how they were doing it.


He said they had Raedon express. (graphics cards)

[._maxwell23461_.]

Maxwell's comupter has the insignificant horrible Pentium FPU defect

bitch I use Intel Celeron D 3.3 GHz processor with 2gb of ram

[Axolotl2]

So some friends were playing WoW and they were raiding really quickly and the one friends asks the other how they were doing it.


He said they had Raedon express. (graphics cards)

I think I get it

[VincentTheGuy]

I think I get it

They had raid on express.

[Flubbman]

sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium BATMAN

[._maxwell23461_.]

here's another joke.

windows vista

[So]

[Maxwell23461]

here's another joke.

windows vista

haha this is a really funny joke!

[BubbaGum]

A man in a bar said, "I'll have some H₂O."
A second man said, "I'll have some H₂O too."
The second man died.

Omg I love that one

[ShadowYoshi294]

Windows 98 and Vista are equally as good, and Internet Explorer is my favorite browser.
...
What? You wanted jokes.

[King Leo]

Hehehe!

[KoopaScooper]

i shoved my 5.25" floppy in it