Oh god I just peed in a water bottle

[Freek]

My mom left me in the car at Food Lion, and I suddenly got the urge to pee. I couldn't hold it so I just peed in a water bottle. I feel really dirty now. :c Have any of you done this before?

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[Alyx Vance]

Yea, I get paid to pass other peoples drug test if that counts.

[PurpleMetro]

you are becoming a man
savor this moment

[Dezcaban]

beer bottle on a bus on a safari in africa

im being completely loving serious

[Tokthree]

Man, it's like you've never urinated behind a tree

[Freek]

you are becoming a man
savor this moment

:D

Also, right when I got done peeing I couldn't find the cap, but I then found it.

[aludane]

When you're older you might be doing that every day.
Just make sure the bag doesn't burst.

[e-maxx]

now interject in it

[VerticalHorizon]

I pee in bottles in my room when I'm too tired/lazy to go downstairs.

[Masterlegodude]

[Sami2ss]

"Here mom, want some lemonade?"

[Freek]

now interject in it

Ew no.

My mom can't stop laughing at the situation.

[snozola]

I'm too lazy to leave my computer to i just wet myself all the time.

Juuuuuusst liiiike riiight nooo- ooww... ahhhhhhh...

[Alyx Vance]

Man, it's like you've never urinated behind a tree

I live in a country town and we don't have trees at the store parking lots.

Good thing I'm only a few feet from my bathroom/my back door.

[snozola]

I spent two whole summers having to take my business to the forest. 

Don't pee on a campfire btw... worst loving stench.