Oh god I just peed in a water bottle

[Alyx Vance]

ew.

Its true, they come to me like "Hey, I need a clean piss sample I'll pay you X for it" and they pay from 10-20 dollars.

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[Cookiez664]

Its true, they come to me like "Hey, I need a clean piss sample I'll pay you X for it" and they pay from 10-20 dollars.

lol isn't that illegal?

[Alyx Vance]

lol isn't that illegal?

'Its only illegal if you get caught" my friend. I don't do it barely at all anymore honestly. Its been years.

[Cookiez664]

'Its only illegal if you get caught" my friend. I don't do it barely at all anymore honestly. Its been years.

getting paid 20$ for peeing in a bottle.

I would do it.


I'd be like "No, make it 50$ or I report you to cops"

[Alyx Vance]

getting paid 20$ for peeing in a bottle.

I would do it.


I'd be like "No, make it 50$ or I report you to cops"

I'm not the only person who can pee in a bottle. If I over price it they can move along and find another.

[auzman466]

I'm not the only person who can be in a bottle. If I over price it they can move along and find another.

[Cookiez664]

omg that made me laugh so hard.

[Alyx Vance]

Lol stuff, I fixed it.

[grunterdb1951]

pics or gtfo.

So, you want to see him peeing in a bottle.... Yeah no.

[Electrk]

You know you could've, like, gotten out of the car and gone into the Food Lion

[Sami2ss]

You know you could've, like, gotten out of the car and gone into the Food Lion

How dare you suggest something as so absurd as that. Why would he go inside of a lion, and then pee in it? Are you crazy?

[Cybersix]

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OT: Yes I have

[Pacnet2012³]

Done it plenty of times before. On any long ride I make sure I bring a few bottles, actually..

[Bisjac]

we have all done it before. its awesome and nothing to be ashamed about... but you are only allowed 1 bottle...
if you are collecting them somewhere because you are to lazy to toss em then you should be ashamed.

[Freek]

You know you could've, like, gotten out of the car and gone into the Food Lion

I couldn't have made it. I REALLY had to pee.