Wright a 800 word essay on "what not to do to a stop light."

[comr4de]

I thought this sort of threadstuffting was bannable

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[Grodus]

jump through the windshield, because absolutely nobody knows how to

crash into thingy and die, thus ending their pathetic life.

[Cool Boi]

Don't karate chop the TV

[Shell]

^going to skip this dummy

Also, remember not to crash into mailboxes, as they can

[Mith]

cause severe gonorrhea. Your car will not appreciate having a

[blazerblock2]

snake in its muffler either.  Also remember and never forget

[Katadeus]

to remember what you have forgotten in the future! Any

[T3HZ3N0N]

day you find yourself to be in midst of gorillas,

[Shell]

remember to check your rear view mirror to make sure

[SWAT One]

Do I win?

[shyGriff]

remember to check your rear view mirror to make sure

that there are no gorillas in sight. and also, you

[Christopher P.]

will have to make sure that your windshield is not

[Ragequit]

covered in cum, considering it may contract herpes and give

[Swat 3]

sprinkle desiese, as well as a un known farting issue

[Shell]

. Do not hesitate to use your turn signals, because they