Author Topic: Wright a 800 word essay on "what not to do to a stop light."  (Read 6392 times)

you are probably going to die. Because of this, you

should call 999 and contact Badspot immediately or else you

...will have your doge kicked. No one likes a kicked...

doge because dogs are like the cutest lil babies ever.

In addition, if you don't listen to this essay, you're

going to die in a probable rollover crash on the

Golden Gate Bridge. Here, everyone will laugh at your poor

...driving skills and probably mention how much you suck at...

controlling your vehicle. Also, don't forget to replace your lighter

with a nuclear-bomb, as it is better than a lighter

with a plain flame on it. When at the red

light never eyeball the driver next to you because he...

or her will likely take your stare the wrong way,




10 words per user, and we are nearing 80 posts

we are almost done
« Last Edit: November 11, 2012, 12:44:19 AM by Shell »

Make sure to replace your engine with two atomic bombs,

^i ended with a comma bro you can't just start a new sentence

or her will likely take your stare the wrong way,
and kill you because they probably have a gun and