Tis not spam. I'm glad that you've admitted it, now we can move on to stage two: Treatment. Therapy or repetitive strikes to the nads with a claw hammer!
It's therapy you twit, strikes with a claw hammer won't help anything.
And seriously, when you know someone who suddenly turns into an starfish without warning, you gotta be ready to forgive and fix what was broken. If you can't handle that, don't deal with them and just leave them alone.
That's what I try to do, at least. Works for me.