Author Topic: How will the above user die?  (Read 16857 times)

being used as a red carrot

industrial accident involving pumpkins at high velocity.


getting a redboner

falling off a cliff


industrial accident involving pumpkins at high velocity.
Wow Fron, you intercepted a ballistic pumpkin.

Braindead due to killed brain cells due to alcohol.



You are playing football.
The quarterback snaps the ball to you.
In mid-flight, the pall suddenly changes to a lead/tungsten mix and smashed into your head.

Death from incomplete pass.

buying so many laptops that his house explodes and the location he lives in gets a raining free laptops day

mouse droids will crawl up his ass and self destruct


he banished to much letters that he banished himself

wearing christmas avatars out of season