[100x70]Chivalry - Hey baby, wanna see my warhammer?

[Swholli]

V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v- VAMPIRES.

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[TheDoktar]

Run away.

You try to book it, but one of the men jumps out in front of you and decks you in the face!

: Nah mate, y'ain't gettin' away so easily, now.

[Menen]

Only option now is to FIGHT

[Alteration]

Why are the vampires Australian?

[Tingalz]

the same reason that werewolves are hipsters

[fireking]

attempt to kick one in the groin

[grunterdb1951]

Do something.

[blazerblock2]

FIGHT

[SWAT One]

The vampires' teeth are extremely long.  Grab them and break them in half.

[TheDoktar]

Only option now is to FIGHT

You whip out your trusty butcher knife and strife!

ROLL!

[Menen]

Roll 6 for cutting arms off of goblins

[Tingalz]

ugh just roll for us, the probability is exactly the same.

[PurpleMetro]

ugh just roll for us, the probability is exactly the same.

it takes life-defying actions to keep us alive

[TheDoktar]

Sorry for being a horrifically lazy cunt about updating. I have no excuse other than I've just been super lazy. I'll be updating today as much as possible, starting at around two hours from now.

[Menen]

Yesssssss.